The Twilight Zone

noun; Forks, Washington State. It's scary because it's associated with a certain pack of sparkly vampires, wolfmen, and a Mary Sue. If you're going anywhere nere the Twilight Zone, I wish you luck.

Dude, my dad got a transfer, and I'm moing to the Twilight Zone.
I pity you. Don't get turned into a fairy-vampire.

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Chill Zone

A place for BAMF's to hang out and talk about people who aren't cool enough to be there.

Jajaun, Allan, Monique, and Shaniqua were all very cool and wanted to chill, so they hung out in the chill zone.

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school zone

A euphemism for a completely shaved or waxed pubic hairea. The complete lack of hair brings to mind a prepubescent individual that would attend school with a 25 mph speed limit out front.

I got down there and it was a total school zone. I couldn't deal with it. I need a landing strip at the very least not to feel like a total perv.

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no go zone

n., 1. an area designated by a neighborhood in which no cops and/or military (esp. foreign occupiers) are allowed to go or suffer armed resistance.
2.some other restricted area, like a bedroom or the cookie jar

We set up barricades on sixteen city blocks to create a no go zone against the robo-cops.

My closet is now officially a no go zone, so stay out!

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ankha zone

ankha zone is a pornographic furry cat dancing in a symmetrical motion on a male villager from animal crossings penis.

ankha zone is fucking hot

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own zone

A variation on "burn" jokes. Used when someone is pwned. Originally from Bonus Stage.

"I have no time for you, Punchdrunk POOFS!"
"OWN ZONE!"

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fuck zone

an area where lots of prostitutes are known to gather; red light district.

so i have spell it out for you dick smokers?

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