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When a dog shits out in the back yard to call it a day, but someone picks it up and uses it as a chokehold on someone
"Ah hell nah! Did this nigga really perform a black coller on me?!? "
Originally intended to be a fairy tail wonderland similar to Cinderella or HogWarts but specially made with Blacks, to the Blacks, for Blacks, by some Disney Jews.
Studies have shown most Blacks interpreted the fictional film as an informative documentary showcasing “black excellence” and “black history”. Further study revealed that roughly 7 in 10 Black survey respondents were at least “highly confident” the city of Wakanda was in fact an unincorporated suburban district located somewhere in the Atlanta metro area.
Scholars have long debated how to break it to the Blacks that the Film is indeed entirely fiction, and was never meant to be the foundation on which to build all “black power, black pride, and black self-importance”.
The NAACP has stated: “While white “allies” are encouraged to view the film routinely until they learn somethin’ .. be mindful while viewing to “know your place”, “stay in yo lane”, and “only speak to acknowledge and affirm the black excellence seated next to you, size’in you up, talking loudly and brilliantly through the whole movie, or twerking on vehicles in the parking lot outside the mall.
40 yo White guy: “Hey kids, wanna go see that Black Panther Film tonight?!”
Tween Daughter: “ew no.. Srsly dad wut the fuk?!”
White guy: “Come onn kids.. my treat!”
Tween Daughter: “fine, but when my baby daddy get out next week, he movin’ in here and maybe trappin’ out the house for a minute, feel me? he gotta get on his feet, support me and forget about his other baby mommas mess n’shit”
White guy: “Ok sweetiee! Wakanda forevvv-
White wife: “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood.. I can’t find my meth pipe so I shoved a couple crack rocks in my coochie teehee”
White guy: “Last one to the Subaru is a rotten egg!!”
Won, The value the bot always get.
"Look like they 19, 20, Black jack us again."
A pejorative term for the man commonly referred to as the "great satan of Steve's house." Known for his lack of motivation to go out in public, he is slowly moving closer towards Dave Rogersdom and is trying to bring Steve with him. He must be stopped at all costs. It is his presence that forced the creation of the S.H.L.F. as well as its more legitimate political arm F.L.A.P.
Yak-a-black didn't want to go out, so we kidnapped Tiffy and car bombed his house.
A man who treats his preference exactly the same as black women even though he makes black women feel like he will treat the preference better.
Becky thought Jamal would treat her better than his other 5 baby mammas for being a preference but she soon realized she got the same black man and became a single mother just like the others.
A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.
"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"
a urban black male who is popular among the hipster crowd for drinking brutal beers they can't handle, leaning at high speed, and referring to part of anatomy as a chocolate torpedo.
black elk dont give a fuck