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When a person attempts to be serious, but only succeeds in making such a fool of themselves everyone is left a bit nauseous
The politician attempted to state the case but only ended up delivering a buttery nipple bitch face
Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.
"Terrance, you are such a shit faced cock master"
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Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.
Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."
Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."
Bro 1: "God dammit."
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Egg on your face is a clear synonym for having ejaculate on one's face.
Betty - "just make sure to get away before you get some egg on your face"
Janet - "I would hate to get egg on my face"
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To get so high that you can't feel your face. Your face along with the rest of your body gets numb.
Yo I can't feel my face man. Im high as hell right now.
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When you receive criticism followed by an insincere compliment, usually at a job review. Done when someone gets so upset after criticism that they are pacified with a "compliment" in order to shut them up.
Chris was mad because his job review was terrible, so his boss made up a random compliment to make him feel better. Chris did not fall for this Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich and remained angry. Grrr.
See also: Compliment Sandwich.