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Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”
As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
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A male or female bending or bent down and lower part in the air
Oh carmin I like it in my butt
When someone tells you something that is not good to hear
Person 1: I don’t like you
Person 2: That’s like garlic to my ears
A phase founded by Lyndi Hoffman to express gratitude for a meal that felt like the scene in Ratatouille when Remy ate the cheese and strawberry together.
Oh my goodness!! Thanks Thad for the meal. It was so good it feels like I got hit in the back of the head!
Fucking like well-endowed rabbits in the ass.
Lucie made love like a pneumatic drill in a manhole.
Fake Covid like symptoms you make up to get out of an obligation.
I’ve called in sick to work with Fauxvid like symptoms. Should get me out of work for a week.
“PLS LISTEN TO THIS SONG WITH HEAD PHONES ON OR UR MOM WILL HEAR THIS
MY BABY DONT LIKE IT WHEN U COME AROUND”