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Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.

Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.

by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015


Bag of dicks

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.

Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.

by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021


bag of dicks

An anonymous prank gag gift from Ship A Bag Of Dicks. An edible bag of gummy dicks.

I sent Bill a bag of dicks from Ship A Bag Of Dicks.

by Jonnynyc March 30, 2017


Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 29, 2022


bag of dick

Nick S

Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

by DOBRAJ December 14, 2013


half bag car

Half Bag Car: A car loaned to a drug dealer by a tapped out crackhead for, you guessed it, a half bag of crack.

We was driving around in a half bag car and stopped for pizza before re-upping our street crew.

by Fobbio August 22, 2014


Bag-slapped

When you're driving down the road you kick up a plastic bag and it slaps the front of the vehicle behind you

Jerk off was tailgating me so I bag-slapped em

by Crashnaz October 2, 2020