Chill out.. no worries....
She's never going to know.... don't sweat the bag...
So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.
"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"
when a driver drives so slow you miss your turn
that old man sand bagged my turn
what I need to do to Vicki Dhime every time we engage in vigerous sexual activity.
i double brown bagged vicki last night....but cut a hole in the mouth
feeling of complete shock or suprise after being told something
You just got hit upside the head with a "bag of whatdafuck".
A person who insists upon having a conversation via bluetooth headset in public. Extra applicable to people who make eye contact with you while having a bluetooth conversation making you think they are talking to you.
Oh that new IT guy is such a blueche bag, every time I go into the men's room he's there making a phone call.
A biggie bag but black
omg gurlllllllllllllllllll i just got the niggie bag
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