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Obese whale with no friends. So they go through other people's conversations while they're sleeping
Wow she really is a stupid cunt faced bitch
When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.
Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”
Purportedly, intended to be a clever way of saying something along the lines of "shut up" or "be quiet."
(Class talking)
Mr. Knabb: Shut your pie face!
Something you use when you're 13 and you want to fit in.
Jack: I got so blazed last night
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adam:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(Le Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.
Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!
A term usually meant to describe early users of heroin, they often "vomit with a smile on their face."
"Of course he was vomiting — that’s what people on heroin do, they vomit. It’s called ‘vomiting with a smile on your face’.”
"Oh, so he's a new junkie?"
"Yeah, vomiting with a smile on your face."
Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.
I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger