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When you write the alphabet on a girl's forehead with your dick.
"Put the white alphabet on my forehead, not my mouth"
a thing that Karen Smith would say.
"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.
"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.
A beverage consisting of generic red wine and ginger ale, mixed roughly 50/50, usually in some shoddy plastic cup. Common to unsophisticated young women in Canada and elsewhere.
"What you drinkin', look like grape kool aid o' somethin'?"
"White girl sangria..."
During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.
*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial
"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"
"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"
A not-so-subtle racist white person
Trump is pastey white under all that orange dye
Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification
Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"
Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"
Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"
The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.
After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.