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An anonymous prank gag gift from Ship A Bag Of Dicks. An edible bag of gummy dicks.
I sent Bill a bag of dicks from Ship A Bag Of Dicks.
A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.
That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.
Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work
Soggy bag of dicks
You go into a room with a bunch of other guys, wearing disguises, while the woman lays on the bed with her mouth open, and you dump 342 teabags into her gullet.
I was thinking about a nice anniversary gift for my wife.
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?
A man considered by society as a weapon of precision. He has been combined with a ever illuminated disc golf bag via the process of Phagocytosis.
What’s that light over there?
Oh that’s just Glow Bag.
Some one who wears affliction t-shirts... And who is just a douche bag to a T!
A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has
Nut Bagging is a gay term for tit Fucking except the partner is using his Testicles on the penis for pleasure.
Guy 1: My boyfriend really knows how to use his testicles for a Nut Bagging last night.
Guy 2: Man you are so lucky. I am so jealous of your boyfriend's Skill in bed.