Rat-faced Gypsy Whore

Any of a type of prostitute that offers her services to men, particularly tourists, and does so in a forceful, often larcenous manner. Prostitutes of this kind are prevalent in Prague's Old Town Square, where they are easily identified by their rat-face gypsy appearance.

Rat-faced Gypsy Whore: "You speak English?"
Tourist: "Yes"
Rat-faced Gypsy Whore: "You want sex?" (while attempting to rob the contents of the startled victim)

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face like a smashed crab

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

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Korean Face Mask

When you defecate on a partners face and you proceed to cover the partners face with semen.

Bernie Sanders gave Hillary a mean Korean Face Mask

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Drink My Face Off

The phrase "drink my face off." implies:

1. The point of drinking to where you cannot feel your face anymore.

2. The help of someone telling you what you did the night before.

3. Drinking so heavily to the point of blacking out.

3. Completly shitfaced. see shitfaced.

Joe: Yo, what do you want to do this weekend?

Clint: I want to go to Atlantic City and Drink My Face Off!

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North Face Ugg Sluts

A term originated at East Carolina University that describes the perennial appearance of coeds donned in UGG boots, short shorts/sun dresses, and North Face Jackets. The appeal of this look is a highly debated one.

It dipped below 80 degrees today, be on the look out for some North Face Ugg Sluts on campus.

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bitch whore cunt face

A woman, usually blonde, who is just generally the female form of satan.

I saw bitch whore cunt face being up babies at the mall today.

Tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top

Occurs when you're on the rag and giving a guy who's wearing a tie a blow-job. Just before he shoots his load, you reach up and forcibly yank his head downwards so he jizzes in his own face. As he blinks in shock and awe at you, you grab your tampon string and pull it out swiftly, daubing his forehead with a bloody bindi.

I was mad-horny on Monday morning so I invited that hot bald guy from the mailroom into the executive bathroom and gave him a tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top.