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When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you
“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night”
another word for testicles (balls)
“let me show you all the droot bags..”
The greatest show on nttv🍪
Amazing human: what show should I watch tonight?
Another amazing human: you should watch all that and a bag of chips!
Amazing person: that sounds like a fantastic ide!
Someone that thinks it is ok to hang from construction towers in Los Angeles and dress up like Spiderman to creep people out when they walk by.
"Would you like to be a Salificious Bag Taggler?"
"Those Salificious Bag Tagglers really freak me out."
how did it feel when my great northern sleeping bags slapped your neck?
When a woman is more attractive with a bag over her head than without.
"Dude, see that chick over there?"
"Yeah?"
"I'd give her face a 3 and her body an 8."
"I guess she has paper bag swag."
When ur too broke to afford Condoms
Harley : wanna go bread bagging Freda…spent all my money on beer and got no rubbers