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Off-fee

Short form of 'Office Coffee'- generally of a substantially lower quality than that preferred by the drinker, but a readily available source of caffein.

"I was so Flat Out this afternoon, that I couldn't even get across the street to Starbucks, and had to choke down two cups of Off-fee from the breakroom just to stay awake."

by The Envoy April 3, 2009


Pogging Off

The Act of Masturbation

Interviewer: What do you like to do to past time?
You: I like Pogging off when i'm not playing Fall Guys.

by infamousquiett November 16, 2021


Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also, ‘nicking himself off’)

That filthy prick! He’s nicking off behind the sheds!

by FaaastEddie January 23, 2022


Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also ‘Nicking himself off’)

That filthy prick was nicking off behind the sheds when the groundskeeper caught him.

by FaaastEddie January 23, 2022


off your ends

You're a bit crazy.

"Did you just punch that person's tit?"

"yep"

"you're off your ends, bruv"

by TdawgMillionaire July 2, 2018


knock-off boyz

1. A team in any sport, that comes into the playoffs as an underdog, and sweeps a contending team. Upset underdog

2. A team in nba2k who destroys your team after you've been on a huge win streak.

Example: "See fam, it's all fun and games until you run into the knock-off boyz"

Example: "Bruh, don't sleep on these dudes, they probably the knock-off boyz"
Example: "those 2011 Dallas mavericks were the knock-off boys.

by Jay XLA Black December 21, 2016


Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.

The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.

by JiyaRe December 30, 2020