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Incredibly stupid
That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice
Personal demons, secret emotional baggage, sordid history, skeletons in your closet.
When she shared with me her story of lies and deception I did not judge her, for we all have our own bag of snakes.
When the girl has a nice body but her face is ugly you put a brown paper bag on her head
Alyssa has a nice body but ugly face so Shes a brown paper bag special
This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 1: where can I get changed?
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
A game where you push an old granny in a wheelchair down the stairs and then continue to shit on her face and tea bag her.
I was tagging and bagging your mom
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A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).
Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans”