your mom is transgender

a "your mom" insult that no one finds offensive. Mostly funny.

Nathan: bro why are you so gay

Joshua: your mom is transgender, dude

Nathan: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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put your mom in a paragraph

A non-literal phrase one uses to intimidate or coerce a victim into believing that the victim's mom was or will be used in a such a way that only shmad words in paragraph format can describe how it went.

"Ayoo nigga you be talkin' so much shit, I swear I'm about to put your mom in a paragraph."

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I fucked your mom

A term boys say when they can't come up with an insult

¶:your ugly
¡¿:well I fucked your mom¡!

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Me when your mom

"me when your mom" means when your mom "ejaculates" cause of how HOT and SEXY you are. You could also use this when its raining and say "me when your mom", or, "Me when your mom" when your mom actually "ejaculates" cause pf your "HOTNESS" and "SEXINESS".

Me: Walking outside
Wether: Rains
Me: Me when your mom.

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your mom gay lol

The ultimate phrase used when you have been turned down and you really really need to get laid.

Person 1: Please please please fuck me...
Person 2: ew! No! You're disgusting.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: I take my words back, fuck me now!
Person 1: 😏

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Doin' Your Mom

something only horny delegates use when they are losing a fight or simply too retarded

some guy: LOL I BE DOIN' YOUR MOM
normal person: how about you go get an actual person to do with rather use it as an "insult" if it is one any ways

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i was at your moms house

an answer to any question involving "where".

<bob> where were you last night?

<rick> i was at your moms house

<bob> ok

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