On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human thatβs born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person youβve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking
Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro
8π 1π
Poop on the bathroom floor day
Boy 1: *poops on floor*
Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day
6π 1π
A trance band centered out of Portland, Oregon. Known for their unique style of songs. Great music for dances and partys. Leading members include: Ian G, Kevin M, Crystal S.
Person 1: Hey, did you see 4 to 1 the other night?
Person 2: Yeah they were amazing.
7π 1π
No matter how many of something you have you always want one more.
Number you have = n, the number you want = n+1.
What is the number of bicycles you need? n+1: one more than what you have now.
6π 1π
The top the one with my heart, my soul, everything in one, my love, i can have another boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife... But your my 1.
8π 1π
If you were born on December 1 your a thotπ
Dude:hey whens your birthday?
Girl: December 1 why?
Dude:and that's how you know she a thot
35π 16π
April first is. Actionable suck a dick day
Hey babe get down and dirty itβs April 1
55π 26π