May 1

On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking

Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro

8👍 1👎

Jan 1

Poop on the bathroom floor day

Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day

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4 to 1

A trance band centered out of Portland, Oregon. Known for their unique style of songs. Great music for dances and partys. Leading members include: Ian G, Kevin M, Crystal S.

Person 1: Hey, did you see 4 to 1 the other night?
Person 2: Yeah they were amazing.

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n+1

No matter how many of something you have you always want one more.

Number you have = n, the number you want = n+1.

What is the number of bicycles you need? n+1: one more than what you have now.

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My 1

The top the one with my heart, my soul, everything in one, my love, i can have another boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife... But your my 1.

You will always be my 1

8👍 1👎

December 1

If you were born on December 1 your a thot😌

Dude:hey whens your birthday?
Girl: December 1 why?
Dude:and that's how you know she a thot

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April 1

April first is. Actionable suck a dick day

Hey babe get down and dirty it’s April 1

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