A very famous 15 year old vlogger, robloxian, master of obby for succ, and famous screamer.
BruH man Micheal P is the BEsT!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!1!1!
A Stinky bastard, fucking hench though. Has got a dog called Ben.
RickyP is truly the most supreme bottle master there is. After slaving away doing pull-ups and physics, he has reached polishing perfection to the level of "Sargeant Bottle Master 69". I would strongly advise buying his new book: "The Art of Polishing" and tuning into his hit TV show: "Polishing with Parker". He is the one true polishing god, all heil the rikkmeister.
Definition: Ricky P. is a rocket scientist
The infamous Loz P lurks around street corners of the Scottish central belt, waiting to go mad raj at anyone who dares cross her torrid path. The elusive little critter can often be found nibbling on chicken wings and sipping a can of fizzy diet coca cola. Anyone who dares defy this fiery temptress risks being hacked to death with a machete or hung drawn and quartered from the Clyde bridge. Never one to pass up a delightful beverage of the strongbow persuasion, when the Loz P gets drunk she may succumb to a case of 'Mad Raj'. Or even when she is a as sober as button. Loz P may appear friendly but when derogatory terms are used infront of her (i.e. rug muncher) she is capable of decapitating a man with nothing but a sizzling glare. She has a feminist radar so when misogynistic comments are made a missile is launched which destroys said person. Misogynists beware.
Flatmate one: I'll just leave this here, no one will mind
*A Loz P appears in a cloud of sulphurs smoke and Flat Mate one is melted with her gaze*
Crazy P is an English electronic music group, formed around 1995 by Chris Todd and Jim Baron. The band's sound incorporates soul music, disco and house music. Todd explained the origin of the band name: "A flat mate of mine had a record called 'loco pinga' which roughly translates to Crazy Penis, we were going to call ourselves loco pinga but once we told people that, they liked crazy penis better for the shock value."
I just saw Crazy P in a show. They were almost as hot as my dad hog
Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance
the 5 P's is the principle I use to study and plan for something important
Sunny-D and cheap vodka, guzzled by Baltimore housewives.
That woman at the Ravens game had about 10 Rancid Ps before she vomited down my back