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Some meme on every area 51 livestream
I'm going to watch an Area 51 livestream and comment /cam 2.
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The triumph of hope over experience.
People went to see Transformers 2 hoping it would take them back to their "glory days" when they watched the cartoon. Alas, Michael Bay is still a shitty director and the franchise is an insult to anyone who remembers their childhood with any fondness.
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Get a gf/bf
Go out and get yo self a boo!
Girl: hey what day is it?
Boy: June 2, why?
Girl: it’s get a gf/bf day so I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime?
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You are lucky and your friends are lucky to have you and your friends give you a hug for 10 seconds
May 2 all ready
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half a hand job followed by half a blow job
Yo mumma dished out 1/2 a wristy then politely finito wit 1/2 a buenny j (1/2 and 1/2)
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This is the best club on a site called stardoll, with nearly 3000 members+ it is the second version of the loved club fashionista. Fashionista was deleted on the 27/08/2010 ,upsetting many members but we found ourselves in fashionista.2 even though the club split. Fa.2 is growing by the day and soon we will reclaim the top spot again! We have had good and bad moments but I hope we will remain friends in our time on stardoll, I have much love for the club and we are all awesomee ~Missalecia.x
Person1: Gosh I hate arguements in clubs, oh and club rivalry
Person2: Um well join fashionista.2 DURR It's the best club on stardoll with an awesome owner, awesome managers and awesome members ;)
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See: Writing Stick
Almost completely obsolete, considering most people in need of something to write with will opt to use mechanical pencils or pens instead. #2 pencils don't have too much priority over the above choices, but they are still used for "Fill-in-the-bubble" quizzes in schools around the country. A #2 pencil given to a student for a quiz will often be oversharpened by the teacher and used as a weapon. It may also feature bite marks from a previous student or a stupid eraser that doesn't work right.
Newer #2 pencils have modified lead, so lead posioning is no longer a concern. Feel free to eat your pencils.
It's a little known fact that #2 pencils are actually much better than #1 pencils. Sure, the #1 pencil got more girls than the #2 pencil did in high school, and the #1 pencil got signed by a multimillion dollar record company, but the #1 pencil suffers from a drug abuse problem and a lack of friends. The #2 pencil is just fine with being average.
Billy: "Teacher, why do we have to use #2 pencils for these tests?"
Teacher: "Because the robots that read and grade the tests can only smell the lead used in a #2 pencil. Go back to your seat"
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