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When your partner butt chugs a bottle of champagne and quickly inserts a butt plug to stop the liquid coming out. You then proceed to bend her over and have sex with her from behind thus resulting in the pressure building up. Once you finish, you rip the the plug out quickly and she sprays you like the winner of a formula one race.
Hey babe, shall we grab a bottle of bubbly and try the formula 1 tonight?
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The day to make up your kiss from April 30th
Girlfriend: that wasn’t a good kiss.
Boyfriend: its May 1st lets make it up then
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On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking
Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro
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The top the one with my heart, my soul, everything in one, my love, i can have another boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife... But your my 1.
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Poop on the bathroom floor day
Boy 1: *poops on floor*
Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day
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If you were born on December 1 your a thot😌
Dude:hey whens your birthday?
Girl: December 1 why?
Dude:and that's how you know she a thot
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April first is. Actionable suck a dick day
Hey babe get down and dirty it’s April 1
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