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The day the most bisexual bitches are born .
Mother: She was born on June 5th.
Someone: Oh she must be a bisexual.
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September 5th is the day where you can yeet your short friends into the fucking sun
Hey, it’s September 5. You know what that means
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A internal term used in large UK supermarket chain, Tesco. It is the process for communicating information each week about the company and new products. Managers within tesco have team5 throughout the day to analyse sales, discuss one in front patterns and tell each other what they'll do tomorrow. More menial staff will need to read a sheet called "team 5" every week, which updates them on company information and initiatives.
Cashier: I put through a whole pile of Sainsbury's vouchers and I ended up paying out of the till for the customer to take the stuff away!
Team Leader: For god's sake, did you not read your team 5? We don't accept Sainsbury's vouchers anymore!
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Prime 5 is hott, whoever wrote the last defintion is a jealous wannabe who deosnt know how to spell. Buy a spelling book and a life and if you dont like the Prime 5 leave GC
~Any girl who is friends with the Prime 5 must be hott
~ If your talking shit your just jealous
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A group of losers who are going nowhere in life. They will have no future, no friends, no fun. The 3 essentials of life.
"theres seriously like 5-8 of you losers that join together and you think you have the whole fucking house behind you. GUESS WHAT THIS HOUSE HAS CHANGED....WE'RE SOCIAL, WE LIKE GIRLS."
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Someone trying to be like 50 cent with lots of fake jewlery
"Look! It's 5 cent!"
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1. In the sport of Hockey, the "5 hole" refers to the space between the goalie's legs where one can shoot a puck. The number five is used because there is top left and right (1 and 2), lower left and right (3 and 4), and between the legs (5 hole).
2. The anus
1. He shot and scored through the 5 hole.
2. My 5 hole says, "exit only."
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