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June 3rd is National Noah Hate Day, meaning you must hate any person named Noah during this day.
"I can't wait for June 3rd!" Said Jane
June 3rd is the day the best people are born. Everyone on June 3rd is beautiful, funny, smart, gorgeous, a vibe to be around, and the best of the best. You’re lucky if you know someone born on June 3rd.
“My friend Jarred is awesome, of course he was born on June 3rd
This is national give someone head day!!! go find your quirky mate (most importantly blonde) with a huge dick. Have fun sucking on seven inches of air.
June 3rd is National egg day, or how others call it, egg your friends house day. This day can be fun or traumatic!
You: It's June 3rd!
Friend: And...?
You: You know what, let's stop by your house!
Friend: Ummm ok?
*Friend realizes*
Both: ......
National eat your girlfriend's pussy day.
Boy 1 : "Hey bro it's June 3rd"
Boy2 : "Dang i better go eat my girlfriends pussy."
National show your dick day, send it to your closest friends!
Bro it's June 3rd I'm sending you something special :)
Give your wife a hoodie day 💝
"dude it's June 3rd"
"Seriously?? I gotta give my wife a hoodie asap bro"