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A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.
It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
Examples include:
Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.
Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.
Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself
Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.
Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?
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Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.
(Preferably at the same time)
"Hey babe, can we 69?"
"Um. No."
"But it's National 69 day!"
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FF stands for father fucker. the circles in the 6's are the heads of the people and the lines are the private parts. Jo.
That gay ass is an FF 69!
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you turn your girl upside down and let her choke on your fat cock while you eat her wet pussy out.
Hey babe want to 69 sex possition
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Being constantly fascinated with and involved in the sex position 69. Mentioned in the SNL short 'Roy Rules.'
The term is derived from the saying stores use to let people know they are always available 'Open 24/7.' In the same way 24 7 69 lets people know you are always available for some hardcore 69ing if you are not already doing the sensual act.
Wilson: Hey, how come I never see your roommate around?
Andrew: Oh! Its because he follows the lifestyle known as 24 7 69!
Wilson: What's that?
Andrew: Why don't you open his door and find out?
(door is opened upon Andrew's roommate Ignatio 69ing with an obese woman wearing a paper bag with a picture of Wilson's face on it)
Wilson: Oh GAWD!!!!! (cries out of pure trauma)
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when you eat the ass so hard it makes a clapping sound.
my favorite position is Cheek Clapper 69
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Term used by non English speaking scammers to get newbies in the sex industry/escorting world to fork over their hard earned $$ and never get themselves ‘forked’ because there is no such thing as a new style 69. Zero chance of getting your junk wet
My Services:
erotic lick eat
GFE, new 69 style🌸
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