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From The New England Patriots, an amazing, kind, 6 time Super Bowl winner who haters hate because they ain't him. Is loved by A LOT of people from New England and some from other states because they know that he is a nice person, who gives his money to the team, to buy other players for the team. In other words, A TEAM PLAYER, WHO RESPECTS OTHER PEOPLE.
Tom Brady is the GOAT.
A man who pisses excellence . The most unfit and gangly mo for ever but litterly gives the d to everyone everytime hr faces one.cross for 22 years. His dick is definitely bigger then mine but that ok because he's brady.
Tom brady.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.
Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
The act of kissing someone on their lips as Tom Brady does to his sons and wife.
Hey girl, you’re so cute I could just Tom Brady you!
Brady moten is the friend who will do anything you ask them to do and this is how you define him
A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.
Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.
Some yee yee people that go mudding on four wheelers and mud trucks