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When a cat lays on you, making you immobilized.
Guy # 1: “Check this out!”.
Guy # 2: “I can’t, I’m in-cat-pacitated.”
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When you have anal sex without lube and it creates enough friction to cook a cat.
Me and carol were cooking the cat last night
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A person,thing or event to be held in high regard. From the meticulous treatment and devotional attention a feline bestowes on its hindquarters. Not in wide useage.
You look that good and can cook too? Damn if you ain't about the cats ass!
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A part of cat which is fully cooked and ready to be served. Normally served only to cool Chinese boy.
"Hongjie loves Cat-chop and eats it everyday."
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A delicious Southern delicacy. Usually served roasted like eva, especially during bisexual bridal showers.
I got the cat on the grill, see
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(Also lolcat.) A picture of a cat doing something seemingly-innocuous, with words photoshopped over the picture. Probably an offshoot of the orly owl.
"I see what you did there", "oh, hi, I upgraded your ram", and "aggressive cat is aggressive/defensive cat is defensive" are three popular cat macros.
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