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1. While batting in baseball...hitting a can of corn.
In the early 1920's underprivileged children used to use discarded cans of corn made in factories to practice batting
"Heeeyyyy Baaattteeerrr....Can of Corn!"
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A sharp edged weapon, usually used to cut open mexicans dominicans puerto ricans or african americans.
He was being a dick so I had to use my can opener on him.
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When two males perform double anal penetration on a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) anal cavity and both precede to move away from each other while still inserted, thus forcing the anal cavity to spread, or rip depending on your level of arousal. This can cause feces and blood to spill out onto the "can-opener's" junk. Precede with caution.
Jared and Jay did the can-opener on Brittany the other night in the high school parking lot.
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when a gay guy takes a shit in a can then tells his partner that they have 2 eat it
your a fag i bet u and your boyfriend faggot can each other
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An American who acts like a Canadian (says 'eh' alot, watched the NHL, supports Canadian sports teams, says 'aboot', etc.) or an American who wants to live in Canada. The term comes from the belief that someone in this condition is believed to be in Canada or in the mind of a Canadian, thus an Am (American) is in the Can (Canada).
Am in the Can male: So you really got dumped by your boy friend, eh?
Regular American young woman: Yep.
Am in the Can male: Well that's too bad, you know we can talk aboot this later you know okay, eh? Wanna watch some hockey eh? My Maple Leafs are facing the Red Wings tonight, eh, wanna watch the game with me, eh?
Am in the Can: I wanna move to Canada, Texas really sucks you know, eh?
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When u stomp on a girls foot and cram yourfist up her snatch
DUDE....I gave this chick a trash can and it surprised the crap out of her...hehe
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