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When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.
I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.
A “Monday” is a slur for black people because no one likes Mondays.
Billy: “Omg look at that Monday”
Chad: “A “Monday” is the worst I swear”
The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.
when all girls get to go around and pegg guys as payback for all the years of sexual assault 😋
bitch 1: omg did u bring ur strap on?
bitch 2: yeah i’m so exited to peg johnny
bitch 1: i love pegging monday
Taking a sick day off work after a Sunday drinking sesh.
Too hungover to attend work on a Monday.
“Out on the lash tonight so gonna have to take a Bombay Monday tomorrow”
an international holiday where the chessboard flips and our Mother Bernkastel blesses us with good luck in our 5-day struggle
Persona 1: Man I really don't want to go to work on Monday...
Persona 2: Dude don't say that! It's Bernkastel Monday! Her never ending love will help you.
It’s like Thursday moment but objectively better :)
Damn bro that’s a Monday moment