African Salad

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.

Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.

Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.

You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.

I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.

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pube salad

A large showing of pubes.

"She wants a pube salad, with some 'insert name's own' dressing"

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Salad Swerver

A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See swamp donkey, muck mule.

I wouldn't let that salad swerver of a muck mule mount me for fear of suffocation or paralysis.

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toss the salad

when you lick the bum hole

little steves licked my bum hole.hes justed tossed my salad

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Gorilla salad

A grotesquely hairy vagina.

If you want gorilla salad go to East Windsor.

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Ass Salad

Nick-name for Al Asad air base in Iraq.

They are screwing this up at Ass Salad.
(About as fucked up as ass salad.)

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salad queen

A term used to describe a mardy bitch who presides over the salad bar of any given accomodation refectory provided for first year university students.

"I hate the fucking Salad Queen!"

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