Samuel

A Samuel is a no good white trash worthless NIGGER.

Nobody wants to be a Samuel.

Samuel

someone who deserves everything good in the world and has a very pure heart

Samuel deserves the whole universe.

Samuel

Samuel is a small lineman

Samuel is bad at football

Samuel

Hottest guy on earth 🌎

Girl 1- "dang Samuel is so hot"
Girl 2 - ikr

Samuel

He will smash your mom

Friend- hey you better watch out
Kid-why?
Friend- Samuel was talking about your mom,I think he is your new dad
Kid-I knew it, classic Samuel

Samuel

A sub-par percussionist

Samuel: did you watch my concert yesterday? It went very well!
Anyone: no, I don't believe you

Samuel

Has the biggest penis of the word has 100 girlfriends is a future millionaire and fucks your wife

(And Andreas asshole)

Person 1: is that samuel

Person 2: yes the big dick men