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Is a raging homosexual likes men seduces oranges and has sex with fruits in the fridge dry humps his wall and his momma
"Oh no guys looks out! Its Samuel! Hide your fruits away before he molests them!"
Abbreviated to Sam, Samuel is an absoulte unit of a man, what many would call a 'hunk'. He plays no games unless its roblox because he means business. Probably does unusual activies that he pleads is completely normal, eg.. Reading for 12 hours straight. A true Samuel is a rare find.
'Argh my car broke down'
'Don't wory, I'll get Samuel to lift it'
Samuel is a really dumb person that thinks he’s good at insulting people. His only insult is calling people emo or an idiot.
He thinks he is smart because he can multiply and divide. Samuel is always asking people if they want a medal but never gives them one. He is not smart btw.
Samuel: Wow I’m so dumb and emo.
Person: oh you must be a Samuel.
Literally better than everything else. Even more godly than Hendrik. Samuels are always super hot and sexy and their only weakness is having no weakness. Their shlong is longer than the Great Wall of China. Samuel is a Synonym for the 8. world Wonder.
Wow. I wish I would be a Samuel. Being a Samuel is so cool!!!