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The inability to carry out simple motor functions such as walking, talking, or driving, while sending, composing, or recieving a text message.
A driver stops at a stop light, pulls out her phone, and commenses sending a text message. When the light turns green, she is honked at, because she suffers from Text Paralysis, and is unable to obey the rules of the road while texting.
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A text message that is sent to multibulls, lots of people, a bunch of folks you know, everyone at a party, etc. Gets the job done with minimal fuckin' around on the phone.
Hawk: "Yo, get your fuckin' shit together and booze"
Slayerson: "Alright, what's the deal man? Getting some bulls around?"
Hawk: "Hold up, I'ma send out a text massege"
Slayerson: "Best get some pussy over here too..."
Hawk: "Obviously"
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This occurs when you attempt to text message someone from a payphone while under the influence of top much alcohol.
I was totally drunken texting you last night dude! It was hilarious...
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Anyone who uses text acronyms in real life when talking to another person.
Jake: Did you hear about the new horror movie coming out next week?
Darryl: OMG, I wanna see that movie so bad!
Jake: wow, you're such a text-talker.
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When someone gets very very drunk and decides it's a good idea to text someone they really shouldnt...except the only way to not see 2 screens of their mobile is to close one eye - like a pirate! Haha!
'OMG i was so drunk last night i ended up pirate texting Bill'
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When a closet Homosexual needs an emotional outlet they text Niall.
You can also tell a person is homosexual if they have texts form Niall on there phone.
If a person is homosexual you can ask them if 'they are texting Niall' to confirm there homosexuality
Jonathan: " I've got something to tell you mate"
Robbie: "I've been suspicious for a whilst, are you texting Niall?"
Jonathan: "Yes."
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Random words or text, as if written by monkeys banging on typewriters.
The text message you sent me was just monkey text.
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