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looking up your name on urban dictionary, seeing the definition and hoping to God it's not someone talking about you. Often resulting in either pure joy or an instant drop in self esteem.
"Man, i looked up my name on urban dictionary last night."
"And?"
"Urbanized names suck."
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When one gives another person a douchey nickname. Usually used behind said person's back.
"Oh, here comes Tits McGee." "Dude, since you gave her that dick name, I can't remember her name!"
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Created during the highest point or climax of sexual passion, a slave name comes when one begins to utter involuntarily words or phrases that are ultimately directed to define their partner. Slave names can be anything such as animals, other human names, titles of films or literary works, or businesses. (List is subject to change) The method most advised in which the slave name is decided is when the couple is rocking doggie style. The final decider of each slave name alternates, on even days of the week the male or the one in the captain-majorus position (upper) chooses the name. On odd days of the week, the female, or human in the captain-minorus position chooses. Slave names are usually used as code words for booty calls while in a public area.
Majorus- "Oh Betty you filthy skanque! Take that straight up your tight ass twat!"
Minorus- "Betty? That is my moms name you foaming colon!"
Majorus- "Shut up, for I am GOD!"
Minorus- "Fine. Go at my canyon like a wrecking ball!"
In this example the Minorus is branded the slave name Betty and the Majorous is coined the slave name Wrecking Ball.
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Whoa, you beat Wilson in basketball. Sorry that you lose to Wilson in most sports, at least the ones that matter like football. The only reason you win in b-ball is because you bring in some black kids from innercity Reading that have 40 inch vertical leaps and have been playing basketball all their lives. If you want to be proud that you lower your academic and social and economic standards to win a game of basketball every winter.
Now...yes, as someone mentioned, it is a private school you pay for. Holy Name and Wilson, while both good schools academically and socially, are the exact same pretty much. the only difference is that Holy Name costs more than $15K a year and Wilson is $0.
Holy Name's girls, while trashy sometimes, are hot. the problem for Holy Name guys is that these girls HATE Holy Name guys, and i dont blame them. the girls tend to want Hill and prep guys, and some Wilson.
Holy Name kids have money, and some of them are old money, so i dont want to rag on you all too much.
But all said: Holy Name is a fine school in most respects, although you could do a lot better
And by the way, flipping your collar is old now, because all these kids who shouldnt be doing are doing it, so its out of style.
At a party:
Holy Name girl 1: wow, is that a HN guy? he almost looks like a hill guy...should i hook up with him?
HN girl 2: nah, theres a real hill guy over there, why dont u work some game on him? you might need to get him a beer or five so he overlooks your various STD's though..
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A game that F-18 Marine Ordnancemen made up to pass the time. It involves slapping, rubbing or poking a contestant’s ass with an unidentified tool from the tool pouch. Three guesses to name the tool. If you lose, you get the tool from to pouch or tool box jammed up your ass.
Hey Name That Tool...Is it a Flat head? Nope, guess again...
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Mistaken pronunciation of "screen name" by one Marzipan of Homestarrunner.com fame.
Well, I don't know what a scream name is, so there you go.
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when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name
also name ambush is a name for a pig-game
Joe: "Hi, Andy. How have you been?"
Andy: "Er...Hi. Good. How about YOU?"
Sarah: "Andy, you've just been name ambushed."
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