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When you are not respecting personal boundaries and calling / texting too frequently or at inappropriate times.
OMG, I’m getting ‘Wilsoned’ right now by Karen.
When a woman who has a heavy flow and still proceeds to have sex then puts the blood on her hand and smacks her partner in the chest after completion. Meaning a mixture of blood and semen
"I just Wilsoned that bitch."
Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.
"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox
Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.
When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid
Yo I have no fucking idea what I ate but I've been pushing Rhett Wilson out my ass for 3 days straight