packing some timber

Overweight, having excessive fat around the torso.
Used in Northern parts of England to describe both male and females, children or adults.

"He is packing some timber" means "he is fat"

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give some stick

criticism; verbal abuse; might be descendant of punishment with an actual stick; seen and heard in Australia and South Africa.

"The act itself will at least give some stick to anyone who breaks its provisions, but it doesn’t solve the issue completely."

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make some room

A slang phrase indicating the need to purge some rump funkies from your bowels and/or empty your bladder. This usually coincides with activities that will refill that newly emptied space.

Person 1: "He man, let's go get some lunch."

Person 2: "Sounds good. Just let me hit the head to make some room."

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Got some cheek

her ass is epic -

enough said.

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Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).

Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.

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Rawdoggin Some Randoms

(v.) To have sex with random girls, drunk or sober. Usually associated sorority girls or fraternity guys (See Sorostitutes)

Guy 1: "My slampiece caught me rawdoggin some randoms in my dorm"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "She said she couldn't believe me. I said I couldn't believe my sandwhich wasn't ready yet. TFM"

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Some Assembly Required

From flat pack furniture to cereal box toys 'some assembly required' has been the bane of men for decades if not centuries.
Also a tongue in cheek catch phrase amputees use to describe themselves.

flat pack furniture saying "Some Assembly Required" including, model kits, cereal box toys, Christmas presents for most children, shelving units, amputees

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