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The act of walking down a busy street surrounded by pedestrians and continuously letting little rounds of farts out.
Dude, Mikey D was St. Louis Snowblowing down the entire street in old town St. Charles!
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filled with just old people and ghetto teenagers who wanna act hard (we all know your not) and some of the biggest hoes you will ever meet. there's almost no fun places to hangout ever since the cops flooded tradition square. most boring place in the county
wassup shawty where u from?
port st. lucie what ab u?
oh nah 💀 *blocked*
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When you have the worst diarrhea runs. The shit sometimes just drips out of your ass crack, and on the floor causing an embarrasing moment for everybody. These runs usually happen every ten to fifteen minutes or so and maybe not coincidentally occur after dinner. They are especially bad when a sports movie is playing. The problem has not been diagnosed scientifically yet but it is clearly an issue in modern america society.
College Student 1: Man that kid must have the runs like no other
College student 2: Yea I heard he had the mudslide of st. edwards
College Student 1: Dude don't fuck around i hope u are kidding
College Student 2: Nah man I'm serious I wouldn't wish that upon anyone though.
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The act of jacking off, shooting your load into the air, and hitting it on its descent with a baseball bat.
Why's your bat so dirty? Were you doing a st louis slugger?
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An elite, prestigious, and renowned American boarding school located in Concord, New Hampshire. Along with sister schools Exeter and Andover, it has produced many of the country's leading businessmen, politicians, and philanthropists including Senator John F. Kerry, William Randolph Hearst, and various members of the Vanderbilt, Astor, and Kennedy families. The school prides itself on academic achievement and tradition, sending a large proportion of its graduates to Ivy League universities. Admission to St. Paul's is very competitive, with the School only accepting between 15 and 22 percent of applicants per year.
"You go to St. Paul's School?"
"Yes."
"Wow."
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what people call St. Joe's Prep when they are retarded and go to malvern and don't know how to use apostrophes correctly.
Malvern kid:
hey rememeber that time i was a retard and put a definition in urban dictionary for st joes prep instead of putting it wit the rest of the definitions of st joe's prep because i go to malvern and like boys?
other kid: yeah i remember that time. its okay someones gotta be a dumbass asshole and go to malvern.
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A girl who can be spotted on a night out, wearing fake tan so unevenly applied and streaked that the pattern it creates resembles the camouflage worn by the British Army. This phenomenon usually appears on the legs, but can occasionally be all over.
"Were there any fit birds in Jumpin' Jaks last night?"
"Nah, just the usual bunch of St Tropez Commandos"
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