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The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.
Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.
Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.
Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction. Sometimes referred to as diabetes.
He’s a real Hep addict. Got his own internet show too. Has some technical people do it for him. Won’t quote him ‘cause he just likes to create sensation for his hep addiction.
Someone who is addicted with riding Amtrak trains and after riding them, wants to ride them again, often blowing their money for rides
“Bro, Did you hear, Justin is an Amtrak-Addict, every time he rides Amtrak, he wants to go again!”
A fishing addiction is what it sounds like; a fishing addiction. Mostly played up for humor, it can be seen in many aspects and jokes on the internet. One such aspect is fishing culture itself, with humorous shirts that say "A best day is one spent fishing", or silly hats that say "Women want me, fish fear me". An example of the more serious side of this, the addiction side, is Grian.
"Grian, you need to stop. At this rate, you practically have a fishing addiction!"
"Just... need... mending!!"
Did you see the way that girl looked Jenna up and down, she is definitely a crack addict
someone who smokes an immense amount of crack-cocaine
Man: Yo some crack addicts are fucking in my basement right now, with an Opossum.
Nigger: That sounds like a hootin-hollerin time
A gore addiction is when ur addicted 2 gore like me. I zont know anything else abt it tho. It just fucks up your mind. I legit started watching gore about a month ago and I’m extremely sadistic and masochistic now. it just fucks you up. Don’t watch it. My gore addiction started when I was getting curious and I looked up some gore website. Do NOT look up gore, even just looking up gore once can fuck you up, especially if you’re a child. This addiction has basically ruined my fucking life. My depression got way worse and now I’ve just become so depressed that I’m just basically numb to everything now, I feel like nothing matters. Seriously, don’t look up gore, even if you think you won’t get addicted to it. And if you are already addicted to gore then try and stay away from looking at blood and sharp objects because I’ve noticed that I personally get triggered easily by them and it just causes a relapse
Person 1: I’ve got a gore addiction
Person 2: that shit fucks up lives, man
Person 1: pluh