2 am katie

1. (noun) someone in their feels late at night

2. (verb) talking to someone late at night while in your feels

(Katie is to be replaced by your name)

ex 1. 2 am Katie is coming out

ex 2. I'm about to 2 am Katie him

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I am Motivated

When a couple doesn't like to use the word horny, they say they are motivated towards one another.

Dan: hey, i am motivated right now
Kendall: Oh really, me too..
Dan: lets do this.

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10:59 am

national shitpost time

oh looks its 10:59 am you know what that means

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I am Groot

I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot: I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot.

I am Groot: I am Groot! I am Groot, I am Groot.
I am Groot: I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot?
I am Groot: I am Groot.

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i am a star

i am a star

insert name: i am a star.

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I am Mac

Admitting one's stupidity.

Person1: Are you crazy? why are you eating crap?
Person2: No, I am Mac..

Teacher: 1+1 class?
Student: *stands-up and shows a picture*
Teacher: Are you Mac?
Student: Yes, I am Mac. I'm sorry I can't answer a simple question..

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am i right lads or am i right lads?

You are right lad!

am i right lads or am i right lads?
you are right lad!
cheers lad!

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