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A nigga that sits with three weirdoes at a lunch table and they debate every day that is so goddam annoying
You suck Elijah Massey
A person with homosexual syndrome , who gets no females who loves meat riding Spider-Man, and sucks hella meat has Elijah Beltzer syndrome
a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine
Elijah: uhhhhhh
woman: what are you doing Elijah macwhoremac
The opposite of bye felicia. When you feel obligated to say hello to the annoying bloke at work no one really likes, but feel you have to try to be nice to anyway.
Friend 1: Oh god, here comes you known who. Friend 2: Ugh! He's so annoying.
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)
He’s pretty quiet but whenever he has something to say it’s funny but like stupid funny
Elijah Rhonemous has a lot of random questionably true facts today
the fear of Elijah Daniel(Lil phag)
twitters faggot
bro,i have The Elijah phobia
Hes just that nigga that can fuck yo bitch,mamma and sister and make u say sorry to him at the end for the coochi not being as good as he hoped
"Elijah (Anax) what a god omg can u have my kids"
-Astros mom