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An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.
*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."
Apple Pasta is when your best friend kisses her boyfriend. It’s like a code word. right after they kiss you text your bff and say “APPLE PASTA!!!!” It’s a really special moment.
girl 1- I just kissed him! I hafta text bff and say Apple Pasta!
girl 1- ‘goes to text messages’ “APPLE PASTA!!”
girl 2- AYEEEEEEE
a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)
Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?
Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!
Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)
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one who takes a bite out of every single apple, rolls it over and pretends nothing happened
Laura- f u sam every single apple in the basket?!
Sam- what can i say I'm an apple biter?
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Apple-Stealer
Person 1: How does an apple-stealing dickhead like you sleep at night?
Apple-Stealing Dickhead: Right next to my friends: Franklin, Grant, Benjamin and Jackson.
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A bulbous like forming and upkeep of a beard just on the ball of the chin. Round and plump.
Man, did you see Chris' apple beard? He's been growing that thing for weeks now, no water required!
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When you insert an apple up someone's ass and then take it out and bite it
I once had a poison apple, it was a shitty experience
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