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A small spot on the top of the thumb here in Michigan. Where the best athletes, and all the bad asses are. Port Austiners can out drink anyone there always down for a party a lot of pretty women and if your bored and want to hang out in the summertime you meet at the breakwall in town
I’m going to party later where should I go??
-Is that even a question PORT AUSTIN!
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When someone writes a fourteen page letter to someone, confessing their love, BEFORE leaving their current partner
"Wait I thought he told Sydney he loved her, did he break up with Mia?" "No, he pulled an Austin."
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When you're taking a stardarized test like the ACT for example, and you start to vomit hoarsely. This will distract most of the people taking the test. Ozzy then will have vomit dripping from his nose and mouth.
The Austin Wesselhoff was used when ozzy puked today during the ACT.
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The act of befriending someones gf or ex gf and then eventually telling them that he loves them and wants be with them forever only to epcily fail and get rejected. He also doesn't abide by the Bro Code and has broken just about every code in the book. Such a BRO!!! This is the last guy you want as a friend because he will betray you no matter what. He'll fuck up every friendship you have with girls because he'll be too busy trying to hook up with them. He'll also talk behind your back but when you call him out all he has to say is that he was just kidding
Example 1
Person 1:Dude look at that tool trying to hit on Jason's gf
Person 2:He's deff pulling an austin.
Example 2
Person 1:Look at Austin being such a fool trying to befriend Stacy after she broke up with Bobby. Austin's just desperate trying to get some.
Person 2. I know he's such a tool. Just look at him he look so desperate.
Person 1. Too bad for him he won't even get a kiss. It's what he gets for pulling an austin.
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Very big teen . A term you would use for hairy person .
Look at that guy he is a Austin !
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a extremely sexy guy; athletic; knows how to use his hands; His smile is usually the thing that keeps the girls around; can be immature at times; has one girl that loves him like no one else can imagine; a fun loving guy; a ladies man; a funny guy; a guy who doesnt want a relationship when you want him the most; a guy with many talents; a guy who can, even when your angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an asshole sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser!; sweet talking; telling jokes; once you get to know him hes all you think about;
Oh god, Austin Jager is so good in bed!
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