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1) the NCAA basketball tournament
2) the school event that made your little sweatpants-and-Vanilla-Ice-T-shirt-wearing bitch ass all nervous in junior high
1) "Hell yeah...we're going to the big dance! Money!"
2) "Ummm...Susie...uhhh...my name's Freddy and I sit behind you in english 5th period...uhhh...so I was just wondering...uhhh..."
"No."
"Uhhh...but...you know...I."
"No I won't go to the big dance with you. Eat a fat dick, loser."
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To indicate a fart that unexpectedly deviates into a poo.
Taken from cricketing terminology, referencing a delivery which unpredictably bounces higher than expected at the last minute, often striking the batsmen in the ribs or head.
Often requires the decommissioning and disposal of underwear after the event. Originated on a Nation Express coach, Junction 34 - Lancaster.
mate, i'm in a mess! That fart got big on me
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One of the Grove Street Families in GTA: San Andreas. Quite a funny character but as the game progresses you discover that him and another fellow GSF gangster, Ryder are selling and shipping drugs with the enemy gang.
I can't believe that BS would sell out on his homies.
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A lady which I mean lady!!!!! and really good woman who doesn't have to be big most likely short and wide in stature that has raised her whole family and her extended family by which I mean is everyone within a stone throw away! By that I mean generations even after she left the realm physically the goodness instilled in her by god makes ripples in the the wave pool of life. They say you die two deaths the first one is physical the second is the day your name is never mentioned again but if you was a Big Momma in your life I guarantee the name will live on and on and on. Big Mommas do not treasure the material and riches of man made things which fade and go but she is more like the giving tree she will not have earthly possessions to give you when she goes only the lessons and and the goodness she tried to instill in you.
Kid ask " who is the superhero you'd want to be "
Mom " if I could be anyone I'd like to be a Big Momma one day"
Compassionate kind and my hero my bigmomma.......
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To fart on someone and sit on their face
Oh I just Big Macd this guy named Tyrone yesterday, he sucked my willy and shat on my chest, I love Big Maccing people
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The savior of humanity with all of his immortal greatness
Big Chungus is life.
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