a guy who is fat and pretends to be healthy by eating caesar salad and jogging for 5 minutes.
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a person who gets very erect over cats.
Brandon will shag any fucking cat he sees big or small. Child or elderly. He will shag.
Person 1: brandon what are you doing
Brandon: i just saw this cat and get very horny
Person 1: Brandon what in the fuck
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Usually gay dumb talkative and no one likes
Why are you talking so much you must be pulling a brandon
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Brandon ,Jumping off of a table in tech and landing on your head! :P
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I guy who has a huge dick but is not worth shit . He's the player type and he's a total cheater . He think everything is a game .
Brandon is an asshole
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Halfbaked Indian-Italian kid. He has the most peculiar way of walking, moving his feet as any man would, but holding his arms completely motioneless relative to his body. Some would wonder while watching this how he manages to stay upright and keep his balance, the only possible answer is he has extremely heavy feet. He is often seen intruding into other people's conversations and laughing fakely, asking what the joke was directly after. You may feel the need to noose yourself if you get into a drawn out conversation with him.
butt of all jokes.
the b-man.
S- "hey man whats that wobbly shit on the dance floor?"
K- "Thats only Brandon, don't worry no one has to clean it up"
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A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.
Oh look over there, it's a brandon
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