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When you find something you think will be good, like a doughnut, but find that is actually a bagel.
"I pulled a chick last night Tom"
"I saw man! What was it like?"
"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"
Skinny white boy that loves to cream in crab game, he is also extremely racist
Hey see that fucker bagel over there?
Yeah he gon go get some newports
The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.
Let’s go worship the bagel at the temple
When someone is mooching hard, and they don’t care.
*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”