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A noun used when describing what you would bend a girl over on to plow her ass till it hurts
Dude I would bend Kim kardashian over a fat barrel.
Who would you rather bend over a barrel: Amber Rose or Summer Ray
1: A wooden container normally used to hold gallons of white people happy juice (AKA wine)
2: The part of a gun the bullet comes out of
3: A type of roll that is most easily done when behind the wheel of an Arwing (Rest in Peace Rick May)
4: To run at top speed with zero disregard for anyone or anything in front of you, and to have little concern for making contact with them
5: Pewdiepie's mortal enemies (back when Pewdiepie was fun to watch)
Fox: Enemies are straight ahead, what should we do!?
Peppy: Do a barrel roll!
Someone who has skinny limbs but a large, sloppy midrif that jumbles around when they walk. AKA keg on legs, it is a wonder as to how their skinny legs can keep that huge midrif up and about.
That hole that lets the bullet come out.
Drunk Fuck: "Hey M--MAhthew!! I gotassa eigh-t barreled shutgonnnn!"
Matthew: "What the hell?"
(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face
Yo! Me and stacy got bored so we hit the bronkhorstspruit gun barrel! She such a freak
Australian slang: to describe a terrible, particularly violent crime, often referring to serial killers or mass murder. Sometimes used ironically, in a non-crime context.
'It was brutal, no one escaped alive. A real bodies-in-the-barrels situation.'
An insult to a person who only has one talent.
Broseph, you're such a barrel licker.