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When two men cuddle, legs crossed and dick and balls smoosh together.
Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.
When you are in a closed space with your friends and you are all vaping different fruit scents.
Yesterday I drove home in a fruit basket.
While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.
The other day daisy gave me an Alaskan flounder basket, and it was beautiful!
The space in the middle of a man’s upper lip below his nose, when recessed or dipped down.
This can be used to sit a girl’s clit in while performing cunnilingus.
Kirby rested her clit in his clit basket while he went down on her.
On Halloween you can hit anyone With your candy basket and not get in trouble.
Basket slap day is when you can Slap your brother with your candy basket and not get in trouble
Common household cooler, repurposed for the use of storing and transporting stolen kidneys.
Guy says : Did you see the sale Walmart has on coolers?
Shady guy : yeah they make great kidney baskets.
Guy says : wait wha... *Passes out*
1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.
2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.
1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!