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is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to destroy Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers.
His extreme size and weight (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in the third movie.
Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that culminate in flatulence, his vulgar, crude manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and midgets, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. He also has the same Scottish accent as Shrek (also voiced by Myers), whose movie was released in 2001, two years after The Spy Who Shagged Me (and a year before Goldmember in 2002).
P1: you fat bastard.
P2: takes is profile off crying
Weasel-Bastard
N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities
Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended
Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat
N. "Look at that poor weasel-bastard out in the cold night alone"
Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"
A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power
Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"
Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"
A drink made of a mix of cheap red wine and cheap white wine.
Usually made when there is not enough of either bottle left for a full glass.
You can usually find me on the weekends in my pjs, drinking bastard rosé and watching netflix.
A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.
Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.
When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"
A term describing Touma, a no-good guy with a neutering ability or a curse from God that nullifies all non-physical attacks on him.
He unaware that he built a harem with 9,000+ clones, a nun with the Vatican's most forbidden books, 2 Japanese Christian members, Rail Gun, and among others.
Somebody who's an "UnLUCKY Bastard!" shut that sadist boy.