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someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck
teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile
student2: damn she is a dolphin
It is known as the most intelligent & horny of the animals.
“Dolphins are my favorite animals!”
“Yeah, they’re great at sex!”
“What”
“What”
When you shoot someone or something in the head and it leaves a hole like one in a dolphin's head. Mostly used by gangs .
I just turned that nigger into a dolphin
PersonA:"Have you seen those sharks at the beach?"
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."
(1) A word to use to keep someone innocent when talking the topic of STDs.
(2) A word for the acronym STD
Hey, do you think Tulisa will give me a super tiny dolphin tonight? I'm feeling lucky!
Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.
Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.
A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.
After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!