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a place people shop at before they walk in to a Circuit City
people are only hired at circuit city because they already know the product, unlike best buy where you know more about what your buying than they do
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The one person that you want to kill, but can't because you would miss them to much. Especially, when they embarrass you or mess with stuff to piss you off. Kinda like family but worse. You can get rid of family, but not your best friend.
Fred: "Dude, did you just get us lost on purpose?"
Tod: "Yes"
Fred: "You better be glad that you are my best friend, or I would kill you!"
Tod: "Sure you would."
Fred: "My foot is about to meet your face!"
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The person you lean on when you want to cry over something, someone you can hug and honestly mean it, and someone who will kiss your owwies when you get a paper cut. These, are my best friends.(:
Me:"moose.. will you call me? I really want to cry..."
moose: OF COURSE! -dials number- "Whats wrong?"
Best friends are life<3
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Food from Burger King. Especially Whoppers.
"Hey yo dude, are we going to eat some the best food?"
"Yeah sure i love Burger King"
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Two at heart blonds who love to smoke and drink and just have an all out good time, they are very out going and loving, but if you try to get between them it will be the last thing you will ever do
Best friends that are so much alike that they call each other names like best bitches
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The quickest a person has ever successfully masturbated. Successful masturbations are for a guy: ejaculation, and for a girl: orgasm.
Jim started tugging on his weiner 4 seconds before he ejaculated, it was his personal best.
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Best couples are the letters M+A, M+H, M+R, M+G, M+N, A+M, A+R, A+K
Girl #1 "are me and my bf a good couple?"
Girl#2 "well duhhh you guys are M+A"
Girl#3 "omg thxs !!!"
Girl#3 " best couples"
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