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The one person that you want to kill, but can't because you would miss them to much. Especially, when they embarrass you or mess with stuff to piss you off. Kinda like family but worse. You can get rid of family, but not your best friend.
Fred: "Dude, did you just get us lost on purpose?"
Tod: "Yes"
Fred: "You better be glad that you are my best friend, or I would kill you!"
Tod: "Sure you would."
Fred: "My foot is about to meet your face!"
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The person you lean on when you want to cry over something, someone you can hug and honestly mean it, and someone who will kiss your owwies when you get a paper cut. These, are my best friends.(:
Me:"moose.. will you call me? I really want to cry..."
moose: OF COURSE! -dials number- "Whats wrong?"
Best friends are life<3
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Food from Burger King. Especially Whoppers.
"Hey yo dude, are we going to eat some the best food?"
"Yeah sure i love Burger King"
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Two at heart blonds who love to smoke and drink and just have an all out good time, they are very out going and loving, but if you try to get between them it will be the last thing you will ever do
Best friends that are so much alike that they call each other names like best bitches
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The quickest a person has ever successfully masturbated. Successful masturbations are for a guy: ejaculation, and for a girl: orgasm.
Jim started tugging on his weiner 4 seconds before he ejaculated, it was his personal best.
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Best couples are the letters M+A, M+H, M+R, M+G, M+N, A+M, A+R, A+K
Girl #1 "are me and my bf a good couple?"
Girl#2 "well duhhh you guys are M+A"
Girl#3 "omg thxs !!!"
Girl#3 " best couples"
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A slang term for a shit so large that it makes your asshole bleed. Named after experiences with the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.
Hey why is the bathroom covered in blood ?
Sorry I just had a best buy. Fuck does my ass hurt. This is worse than choir practice.
Next time you will know better than to eat so much cheap junk food.
Hey can I borrow a tampon ? I know I will be paying for my best buy for the next week.
Let me see..... wow that best buy tore your asshole right up ! Here take the pack.
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