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A Bong that rips you in to pieces
Fuck man, you packed that up to shithouse, im so bong riped
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A chick that smokes too many Bongs before starting work at the pizza shop
Person 1 "Barb? Are you ripping another?"
Person 2 "Huh-huh yeah Wilko. I am such a Bong Rat!"
Person 1 "But you start at Porch's in 5 minutes!"
Person 2 "Did you not hear me? I said I'm a BONG RAT!"
Person 3 "She is."
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Obtain a 2 litre plastic bottle. Cut the bottom end off it. Get a plastic bread bag. Tape the open end of the bag around the now open bottom of the bottle, ensuring a good seal. Tap a piece of string to the end of the bag and stuff bag up into the bottle. Affix a suitable cone to neck of the bottle, and stuff with herbal mixture of your own pleasure. Light herbs as you slowly tug on the string. Slowly pull the bag out of the bottle, filling the bottle and the bag with smoke. Carefully remove cone, place neck of bottle to mouth and quickly inhale.
Jeez man, you gotta try a bottle bong!
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The game where one person shouts "BING!" with something in their hand, then the first person to shout "BONG!" gets to keep the object that was in the 1st persons hand!
Ashleigh *with chocolate bar in hand*: BING!
Elsie: BONG!
Ashleigh: Here's the bar!
Bing-Bong Game :)
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where someone most likely pony boys pack weed into the ass of a pony and suck the the penis of the pony while suckin to smoke weed
goddamn that pony boy can take take that pony bong
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When you put weed into a woman's mouth and then smoke it through her vagina.
Girlfriend: "Hey bae wanna get high later?"
Boyfriend: "Only if I can use you as a pussy bong."
Girlfriend: "Just what I was thinking..."
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a bong most true stoners smoke out of that is made of a water bong and a gasmask
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