Random
Source Code
Random
A brekfast that includes cereal in a bowl. Some people would call it a "friday breakfast".
Person A: Would you like some egg and bacon for breakfast?
Person B: No thanks, I gotta get down to the bus stop so I'm just having a black breakfast.
3👍 3👎
n. Any breakfast meal that consists entirely of coca cola in large quantities (1l of more)
(Jeff walks in to the Office at 7 Am carrying a half empty 2l coke)
Budd: "Hey jeff, you gonna kill yourself having a coke breakfast every morning"
Jeff: "I know man, but its all i got, and its an appetite suppressant"
7👍 11👎
After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested bean sprouts, shitaki mushrooms etc caked on the bed spread.
Engrish Breakfast "oh dear some one spilled chinese take away on my bed spread" pause "oh fuck evasive action"
7👍 11👎
When a a tag along girl thats sexually obsessed with you sleeps over your house for the hundredth time in a row and you can't get rid of her so you the next morning you take a morning piss and the left over cum from your condom and mix in into the pan cake batter to serve to her.
Steven: Hey man, I heard Jess has been cock riding you all month.
Jimbo: Yeah, no worries, I gave her a Hungarian Breakfast yesterday.
Steven: WHAT?! Five points!
15👍 30👎
Simlilar to a Portuguese Breakfast. A poached egg is placed into the anus and is licked out by another. Usually done by homosexual males.
Man 1:Craig and Danny are back together, and I bet they will be having their usual French Breakfast tomorrow morning.
Man 2: Eww!
18👍 36👎
Code word for masturbation.
You: Hey teacher did you eat breakfast today?
Teacher: Why yes I did and it was quite delectable!
You: Lul
8👍 9👎
When you start putting on tanning lotion and this somehow leads to a handjob.
We would've got to the beach sooner, but we decided to go for a nice Miami Breakfast first.
6👍 9👎