punch break

The act of masturbating in a toilet at work whilst you should be working... instead of a "lunch" break, place your hand on your member in the form of a fist and administer a "punch" to yourself... nothing better than getting paid to pull!

Me: "Hey Rosso! Hold the fort will ya, I'm on punch break!"

Rosso: "Ya dirty bastard, give her a yank for me!!"

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Clean Break

When you take a shit and you go to wipe, there is nothing on the toilet paper.

I had a clean break after dinner.

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Break-out

When your college teacher gives you a break in the middle of class and you never return.

when we get a break andrew grab your book bag were gonna "break-out". Andrew-"whats that" Dan-" its where we dont come back!"

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spring break

Fuck yeahh!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!
Guy 2: Fuck Yeahhhhhh!

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break the seal

(verb)
After about 4 drinks, your first visit to the bathroom will contain a feeling of extreme relief, immediately after which you will start to actually feel the effects of all of the alcohol. You will not feel drunk until this happens. After it happens you will definitly start to feel tipsy, and then you will go every 5 minutes, until the last visit when you vomit and break another seal.

" Pam was doing okay in here until she just went to break the seal, Now shes gone every 5 minutes and can hardly stand!"

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Break a Window

When a high bill or payment catches you off guard and you compare it to the cost of having to pay for a broken window.

Nicole: We’ll take the check
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?

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Prison Break

A popular TV show which should have ended at season two.

Now, it has become as bad as lost...

Shit, Prison break has got so retarded nowadays.

Michael has gotta break out of prison AGAIN?

Cut me a break.

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