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When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.
As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”
When you put a person into a deep hole and take turns shitting into the hole until they drown
“Did you hear Geoff fell into a hole?”
“Oh no, they’re going to make him into a Chicago chili bucket”
Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort
1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer
‘Malort is undrinkable’
‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’
Someone we fucking. Not related. But if anyone asks, she my cuz
That my Chicago cuz, don't worry about her
When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.
Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.
The process of inserting fentanyl into the rectum by dipping a tampon into the fent and then once inserted, lighting it on fire by the pull string. Thus, letting it expand and burn in the users rectum.
Back up, I’m bout’ to hit a Chicago Sunrise!
Bro did you hear? He just hit a Chicago Sunrise!
When you get a BD to edge a GD which causes a universal blue and red nut to flood the streets of Chicago
God damn those Chicago flicker gooning gooners there gonna flood the streets