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coffee with a lot of maple syrup in it
I drank some Canadian Coffee this morning
Going down on a woman while she has a full on bush.
John went down on me last night and I haven't shaved in a while...he got the Canadian Toothbrush.
A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.
"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"
When you bust a fat load into a Canadian.
Person 1, "What happened to that Canadian chick you took home last night?"
Person 2, "I turned her into a Canadian pipebomb."
A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.
All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.
When you have an orgasm and then apologize.
LeAnn (having a Canadian Orgasm): I'm cumming, I'm sorry.